A Bird Flies Out


For the first time in my life, I've decided to make choices in the pursuit of happiness. Wish me luck.
nikkwhyte:

I got super lucky ha ha

I’ve got my dad, so I’ve got muscle for days, I’ve got the green blade from dragon age origins, which is basically an elven samurai sword, and an endless supply of baconaters. Which I could break down into individual components so as to eat light and not feel like I just ate a fucking baconater.

Turkey and cheese sandwiches (do I get the salad, too?), awesome. Biggoron sword, pretty sweet assuming I could actually wield it. Comrade: totally fucked; it’s my crazy ass two-week Chinese Daria roommate. I’d probably end up going Shane Walsh on her ass. Oh well.

nikkwhyte:

I got super lucky ha ha

I’ve got my dad, so I’ve got muscle for days, I’ve got the green blade from dragon age origins, which is basically an elven samurai sword, and an endless supply of baconaters. Which I could break down into individual components so as to eat light and not feel like I just ate a fucking baconater.

Turkey and cheese sandwiches (do I get the salad, too?), awesome. Biggoron sword, pretty sweet assuming I could actually wield it. Comrade: totally fucked; it’s my crazy ass two-week Chinese Daria roommate. I’d probably end up going Shane Walsh on her ass. Oh well.

Source: nikkwhyte

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