A Bird Flies Out


For the first time in my life, I've decided to make choices in the pursuit of happiness. Wish me luck.

Crashing at a friend’s is rough

Because (reason #23): the litter box stays in your room and the cat shits overnight. Said friend is kind of a hipster, too, which means we use only ALL NATURAL cat litter. Which means it only augments the smell like a synthesizer of funky cat shit and then amplifies it so that when I wake up, I’m convinced the whole universe smells like this and SO DO I NOW.