April 2012
42 posts
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Apr 28th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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WatchWatch
OMG I CAN HAZ NEW TOY AND SQWEEEEEX
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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My god, this is some terrible writing. I mean, cringe-worthy. There are such gems as, “a charcoal suit hung on him as if he were made of clothes hangers.” Points for getting the verb tense correct, I guess. I’ve never thought much of James Patterson, but seriously? I haven’t heard anyone say, “tough noogies” since the nineties. Ugh. I’m going to need a...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Whelp
nikkwhyte: Time to bail out of big banking. Charge me 7 dollars because I don’t have 1500 in my account? I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE LITTLE MONEY. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN There is a new kind of account option that waives the fee when you use your debit card 10x/month though. They were only training the bankers, not tellers yet, by the time I left WF though. So I don’t...
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 15th
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What was the best thing that happened to you this...
nprfreshair: This is now my favorite weekly feature on this Tumblr: What was the best thing that happened to you this week? I’ll start: I did 100 pushups on Monday morning before work. This was something I never thought was even remotely possible about a year ago. I hosted my first party successfully. My new friends came! And drank my gin! And ate my cupcakes! I’m pretty confident...
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Jesus
Am I glad you can’t burn water. (Although it did smell rather funny in here?)
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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That awkward moment when you realize your mother...
nikkwhyte: Who can’t spell legend? Who doesn’t know the difference between masculine and feminine words? Who can’t even recognize German just by looking at it? It’ll be okay. We all have to realize our parents’ limitations. Like, my mother only just discovered YouTube this year. No joke. I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t be able to offer you any of the three acceptable...
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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I've been in this ridiculous fucking depression...
jamsmcnoon: I’m so god damn exhausted emotionally. Fucking hell. Depression is a weird ugly monster, and your experience is not singular. Don’t be afraid to find a therapist; sometimes it’s helpful just to feel validated by an outside party. I always feel better when I make myself seek more sunlight, literally, but everyone is different. I hope you find something that works for...
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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What was the best thing that happened to you this...
nprfreshair: Making it a weekly feature because it went so well last week. I’ll start: I started a really good book that seems like the right book to read at this exact spot in my life. I love when that happens. I spent a day at the beach with two new friends and it was the most beautiful experience I’ve had in years.
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Woke up. Can’t sleep. Think I missed the boat. Also can’t run in the morning bc I can’t find any socks or sports bras. There’s so fucking much to plan. Can anyone tell me why I keep turning my life upside down? Repeatedly?
Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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