January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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“I’ve been killing characters my entire career, maybe I’m just a bloody minded...”
– -George R.R. Martin. I hope in the near future, I can turn the page to find out someone has taken Prince Viserys Taragaryens, head off. (I don’t like him) I went halvsies on a hardback copy of the latest book with my brother, but then I moved twice in rapid succession AND he’s a slow...
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Crashing at a friend's is rough
Because (reason #23): the litter box stays in your room and the cat shits overnight. Said friend is kind of a hipster, too, which means we use only ALL NATURAL cat litter. Which means it only augments the smell like a synthesizer of funky cat shit and then amplifies it so that when I wake up, I’m convinced the whole universe smells like this and SO DO I NOW.
Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
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Five hours of work on a Saturday?
These extended hours are really not my friend. Banks should close at noon Saturdays. And now I have to go buy breakfast instead of making something here since there is a pregnant hipster sleeping in the kitchen. Totally finding a liquor store after work. I’ll not be caught unawares again by your placenta stories!
Jan 14th
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Pregnant hipsters are the worst
My friend’s sister is barely pregnant and here for the weekend with her husband. I was trying to figure out why her weirdness got so annoying and then i realized: she’s always been a hipster, and now she’s growing a tiny hipster inside her. She just explained why she plans to eat her placenta; apparently some midwives turn placenta into capsules and it helps with postpartum...
Jan 14th
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“You will hear thunder and remember me, and think: she wanted storms.”
– Anna Akhmatova (via beautyandthemuse)
Jan 13th
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Bard & Bastard: Jobs are hard to come by, scams on... →
nikkwhyte: thetunelessbard: So, this job I started a week ago may or may not be a scam. Let’s review the last couple of days. I found the posting for the job on a reputable Job Site. Good. However, the post linked to Craigslist. Bad. But there are some legitimate job opportunities to be found on Craigslist, so I put… This is so. fucking. cool. I work at a bank, and we see this stuff all...
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Listennprfreshair: From NPR’s Tell Me More: One...
Jan 11th
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Know that dream where your teeth fall out?
I’m constantly afraid I will lose my teeth. But for me, it’s actually a pretty real possibility. I have two baby teeth and one that was brought down from the roof of my mouth. Wonder how much a retainer would cost on my new dental plan?
Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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The FBI updated is definition of "rape" this week. →
motherjones: It’s about damn time.
Jan 7th
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Again?
About to leave for Atlanta again. Haven’t packed, haven’t finished my PowerPoint, haven’t slept more than a couple hours. Must drive five hours, figure out where I can go to send a fax, throw up from nerves, complete a PowerPoint, and have a panel interview that’s scheduled to last a freaking hour. What the hell am I doing? Seriously hope I don’t fall asleep at...
Jan 6th
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Jan 3rd
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